AJ's Tallest Buildings
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Empire State Building
King Kong lived on this building climbing up and down the windows. He liked to swat airplanes as they flew around the building. He thought they where flies. He lived there for a few years, but people walking on the street would get very angry at him for dropping banana peels on their heads. But even worse than that, he would sometimes poop on them. Sadly, the Kong fell off the building in 1933 leaving somewhat of a mess on the street.
Buildings Sinking in the Sand
We were going to post a story and image of the tallest buildings in the world, but I am very sorry to say this is not going to happen. Just yesterday all the buildings in Dubai sank into the sand. All the people living in them now enter them at the top and take elevators down to their apartments, but the view is not what it use to be. The cleaning personel all quit because they got tired of sweeping up the sand all the time.
Sears Tower
This building is the Sears Tower, for some silly reason the left wing media keeps calling it the Weird Willy's Building. Grandpa is working deligently to correct this injustice and really would like his grandson (AJ) Aloysius Joseph III to help him in this endeaver. I am sure if they work together this can be accomplished.
Grandma's Buildings
Grandma built this building all by herself to store all her quilts in it. Presently she has 39,000,000 quilts stored there. She used to fly to the building on her turbo broomstick, but this was frighting the downtown workers, so she now uses a Huey Helicopter. She needs more room and is planning on purchasing 801 Grand in Des Moines, Iowa.